Monday, February 08, 2010
Let the Poison Spill
have you ever sat on the toilet and thought, "what would i do if i had to have diarrhea and puke at the same time?" be honest. we all have. well i had the lucky opportunity to find out this weekend after a violent, violent round of food poisoning. sadly, i think i now have taste aversion to egg salad, but that isnt really why im writing. i wont go into all of the nasty details, but i find it fascinating how being ill can cause even the best of us to regress back into six year olds. as i sat there, wiping the snot and tears off my face and praying that the last of my liquefied intestines had found their sordid way into the toilet, all i could think was, i want my mum, i want my mum, i want my mum.