did you know that corporations are legally recognised as "persons," and are therefore afforded rights? amazing. as such, i feel that corporations, as persons, should be able to recieve verbal/written abuse. so, here we go.
DEAR ROGERS TELECOMMUNICATIONS
YOU ARE A GIANT DOUCHEBAG. YOU KEEP SUSPENDING MY PHONE SERVICES FOR PALTRY SUMS OF MONEY. I HAVE BEEN A LOYAL CUSTOMER TO YOU FOR OVER 4 YEARS, AND I DIDNT LEAVE YOU WHEN YOU FUCKED ME OVER BIG TIME ALMOST TWO YEARS AGO. I SHOULD HAVE, BUT I DIDNT. IF YOU LOOK AT MY ACCOUNT HISTORY, YOU WILL SEE THAT I HAVE NEVER FAILED TO GET CAUGHT UP ON MY PAYMENTS WHEN I WAS BEHIND. YOU WILL ALSO SEE THAT I ALWAYS PAID YOU IMMEDIATELY WHEN YOU DID ME THE RESPECT OF CALLING TO INFORM ME THAT MY ACCOUNT WAS IN ARREARS. APPARENTLY, HOWEVER, YOU ARE NO LONGER WILLING TO CALL ME WITH THIS INFORMATION. YOU JUST SUSPEND MY SERVICE. ITS NOT AS IF I OWE YOU YEARS AND YEARS WORTH OF UNPAID BILLS. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 88 DOLLARS, YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SCUM. I HOPE THAT THE RECESSION CAUSES YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE TO COLLAPSE COMPLETELY. I HOPE THAT ALL OF YOUR CEOS GO BANKRUPT. I HOPE YOUR HIDEOUS TOWER GETS CONDEMNED. YOU SUCK AND I HATE YOU.
SINCERELY
chloé
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